/*
TOP SECRET Microsoft(c) Project:Longhorn(TM) SP1
Estimated release date: 2008
*/

#include "win95.h"
#include "win98.h"
#include "leopard.h"

char chew_up_some_ram[10000000];

void main() {
while(!CRASHED) {
if(first_time_install) {
make_10_gigabyte_swapfile();
do_nothing_loop();
search_and_destroy(FIREFOXOPENOFFICEORGANYTHING_GO OGLE);
hang_system();
}

if(still_not_crashed) {
basically_run_windows_xp();
do_nothing_loop();
}
}

if(!DX10GPU()) {
set_graphics(aero, very_slow);
set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
}

//printf("Welcome to Windows 2000);
//printf("Welcome to Windows XP");
printf("Welcome to Windows Vista");

while(something) {
sleep(10);
get_user_input();
sleep(10);
act_on_user_input();
sleep(10);
flicker_led_promisingly(hard_disk);
}

create_general_protection_fault();
}