User - "Have you emptied my recycle bin?"

"er, don't remember emptying it but I might have done. Why?"

User - "I need some of the files that were in it, that's why!"

"Hang on, if you needed them why did you put them in the recycle bin?"

User - "cos that's where I always keep things"

"You're joking, right?!"

User - "No, when I first started work here I was told that you could put things in there and get them out again if you needed them"